Was Samantha Ronson in The Wire?
Now, I am a feminist. You know that. I do not judge ladies on their looks. I appreciate a good looking girl, but I do not judge her worth in that way. With one significant exception: Samantha Ronson.
You’ll recall that this is the girl who lured rivercityvibe favorite Lindsay Lohan away from men. What is more, she is not a looker. Nobody could claim that for her. Now that Lindsay and Samantha have broken up, and the haters are bashing LiLo over it, I feel I can come clean with a theory I have had for some time:
Samantha Ronson not only looks like a man, she actually is a man, and she starred in Series Two of The Wire.
Samantha Ronson
Ziggy Sobotka
I think this is an open-and-shut case.
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Jonno
8 Apr 09 at 10:57 am
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It’s obscure, but we’ll run with it……..
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Why is the weather a day behind? This site licks my Ronson!
CM
8 Apr 09 at 2:31 pm
On another note…
You may or not be aware that “A Ronson” is Cockney rhyming slang for an ars-hole.
Ie: “Ronson Lighter” = “Shiter”
Just thought I’d mention it.