If you did not love Lohan before, you will now……  

Posted at 9:11 am in rivercityvibe

I’ll be honest, rivercityvibe’s dedication to Lindsay Lohan has raised some eyebrows among the faithful. Though many are happy to take my lead on matters of taste (very sensible), some have demanded proof that this girl is as awesome as I have claimed. Well, that proof is here, courtesy of Funny or Die!, clear and incontrovertible. This will silence the naysayers forever.

Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

Beautiful? Check! Acting skills? Check! Funny? Check! Cool? Check! Sober? Check! Sexy? Check!

You see, you were right to trust me.

Well done.

Written by Joe Bones on April 14th, 2009

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4 Responses to 'If you did not love Lohan before, you will now……'

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  1. i wish she would just go the F away.

    anitra

    14 Apr 09 at 9:34 am

  2. Why is sober a GOOD thing?

    Beijing Bob

    14 Apr 09 at 11:21 am

  3. don’t knock sober. i’ve lost 125 pounds because of sober.

    damn, i love redheads. and that sultry, “i’ve been smoking a pack a day for 5 years” voice.

    (formerly) Big Bob

    14 Apr 09 at 11:09 pm

  4. Lost 125lbs because of sober? Hey Skipper, did you get drunk and eat Gilligan?

    Tmyboy

    15 Apr 09 at 10:32 am

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