rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

Our Florida legislature is currently debating whether or not to add a Jesus Christ vanity tag to the options available (Manatees, Sea Turtles, Sand Dollars etc) to car-owners who want to express their individualism.

Inevitably, many people are up in arms about it (Bones’ Rule # 3). Most of the outrage is political. I am MYSTIFIED why nobody seems particularly incensed over the legislative time and taxpayers’ money being spent on something which, in the context of our turbulent times, has to be seen as a project of limited value, but there you have it.

Apparently, a similar law has passed in South Carolina, but its constitutionality has been questioned so tag production is on hold. I really hope these do pass in Florida. Why?, because I know North Florida. We have a special style that exists nowhere else, and I CANNOT WAIT to see the first Jesus tag on the back of a pick-up sporting a set of Truck Nutz.

You know it will be days rather than weeks, if the law passes. C’mon Florida policymakers – do me a solid!