rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

I couldn’t post yesterday because I had Man Flu. I won’t describe the symptoms to you, let’s just say they make Ebola look like a trip to Disney. It wasn’t “flu”, it wasn’t “a cold”. It was man flu. Let’s get that one guy from Shaun of the Dead to illustrate it:

(I didn’t get half of it either, so here’s the explanation: 999 is what the Brits use instead of 911 (lazy). LEMSIP is not, as I first thought, the name of a branch of government, dealing with the dispensation of socialised medicine, rather it is an over-the-counter cold cure. And CBBC is Childrens’ BBC.

I have to do everything around here.

And I’m so poorly………)