Lindsay! Lindsay! Lindsay!
We like Lindsay, around here. We like that she is hot. And we like that she is naughty. Not so keen on her being a lesbian, but hey! We can see the upside to that, too!
Not sure what is going on lips-wise. But I'm fine with it.
The furor all over the weekend about a warrant for her arrest, turned out to be the flawless bureaucracy of California in action, once more. Jeez, those people are unbelievable. My buddies at TMZ tell us:
The warrant issued for Lindsay Lohan‘s arrest was just recalled.
Lohan’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, made quick work of it in a hearing that lasted minutes. S.C.H. showed proof of compliance and that was that. Lindsay didn’t show.
Lohan will enroll in a new alcohol education program — apparently she had “personality conflicts” with her old one — and will be back in court to prove it on April 3.
So much for those bogus stories that the hearing was about a driver’s license…
So there you have it. What is technically known as a storm-in-a teacup.
Yawn.