Your very own Wall Street Bail-Out!
With US Capital markets crashing down around our ears like Twin City Bridges, you’ll be glad to know that Wall Street Bail-Outs are not just for the banks anymore. The folks over at buymyshitpile.com are compelling Henry Paulson to buy everyone’s “distressed assets.”
All your economic problems solved........
They say,
With our economy in crisis, the US Government is scrambling to rescue our banks by purchasing their “distressed assets”, i.e., assets that no one else wants to buy from them. We figured that instead of protesting this plan, we’d give regular Americans the same opportunity to sell their bad assets to the government.
Pure genius.
For the record, the Bones family wealth is safe, invested heavily in Conflict Diamonds and old Soviet nukes. We’ll be fine.