rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

Rivercityvibe favorite Lindsay Lohan has taken it upon herself to rehabilitate her (unfairly) damaged reputation by appearing as often as possible in public in her bikini. I have to say, it’s a strategy that is paying dividends in zip code 32210. I have straw-polled many of my friends (of both sexes) on this issue and they agree, she couldn’t be doing better……….

There are about a million more of these pictures appearing almost hourly on the worldwide interweb. The Paparazzi (who hate her, apparently) are basically camped out in a circle around her. It’s like they are the photographic equivalent of a  Joint Air Attack Team (JAAT) and they have drawn her in to their killing zone.

It’s uncanny how accurate that simile is. I have a gift, for sure.