I guess abandoning your kids has an upside…..
I mentioned Jon Gosselin (philanderer and IVF fanatic) in my last post. My implication was that he was a no-good asshole, who selfishly abandoned his eight children in order to fulfill his own warped needs, mainly sexual.
What? You didn’t get all that?
Well that’s what I was implying.
Anyway, it turns out that his evil plan is working, and, I must admit, he appears to have rebooted his sex life very successfully. This is how he rolls, these days…..
I like that one. The pink one, bottom left
For those who have been wondering where I have been for the last few weeks, I am afraid it will take a presidential finding for me to disclose that. Let’s just say, it was very scary and involved shrunken heads.
We are entering a new GOLDEN AGE for rivercityvibe, my children. Did you know you can now read us on jacksonville.com?
Well you can.
Much more to follow. Including my report from DragonCon, which I am attending in order to mock.
No shit…….
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Kenny P.
1 Sep 09 at 10:59 am
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i was beginning to wonder what had happened.
so, jacksonville.com has picked you up finally? oh, the possibilities this opens up to be overly crass and vulgar in the comments…i guess i’ll hold back for now, so that you can make a good impression.
(formerly) Big Bob
1 Sep 09 at 3:56 pm
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Wow! a post!! Can’t believe it! Something for the weekend this week?!?!
III
1 Sep 09 at 4:28 pm
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I will pick up Bob’s Slack, that gold butted skank, made me throw up in my mouth!
Kenny P.
2 Sep 09 at 10:40 am
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This new movement by the rivercity may inspire my own lapsed musings..tracy lords, she haunts me when I am weak…
DragonCon, Bo Duke (John Schneider) and Traci Lords (porn star)……………….enough said!!!