Something for the Wookiee-end #1  

Posted at 8:28 am in rivercityvibe

Oh my God. This horror combines all my dislikes. She looks like one of the hobbit women at the beginning of Lord of the Rings (Bilbo’s party – remember?). Perhaps one that has been crossbred with a horrid goblin.

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Even her name brings to mind Middle Earth. It occurs to me that this thing could depilate her entire body meticulously and still look hairy……

Am I being mean?

(Post Script: One G. Lucas of California has sent me a dozen emails begging me to correct the spelling of Wookiee which I have now done).

Written by Joe Bones on June 18th, 2010

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  1. I take it the old dude in the background is her ‘creator’?

    thehog

    20 Jun 10 at 2:48 am

  2. yeah, she/it makes my testes attempt to detach themselves and run to the nearest batch of sulfuric acid.

    (formerly) Big Bob

    20 Jun 10 at 1:46 pm

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