rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

It seems Madonna really is giving Guy Ritchie the Spanish Archer.

(El Bow)

(Ha ha)

Principally, it seems, because she can no longer stick living in England, where it is cold and miserable (see previous post for an alternative, Madge). Also, of course, because she has been nailing Alex Rodriguez behind Ritchie’s back. It turns out Madonna is a slut.

On that bombshell, I’d like to leave you with a picture of the object of A Rod’s desire:

[As an aside, apparently, Lenny Kravitz is giving  the former Mrs. Rodriguez the good news, these days. You should know tha Bones and Kravitz  do not see eye to eye since he literally ruined Vanessa Paradis. ]