Fey endorses Palin (particularly her rack).
Over the last six weeks, as this extraordinary presidential campaign has unfolded, the one thing that has remained straightforward, flip-flop free, and ideologically pure has been the answer to the question,
“If you could bone anyone involved in this sorry charade, who would it be?”
Boys and girls (I am told) universally plum for Sarah Palin. Sarah “Good News McGee” Palin. The fact is, she is not just “hot for a politician” she is plain “hot”. Not her fault. Just the way it is. I have been surprised that more people have not commented on it. When comment did finally come, it came from an unlikely source. It came from Tina Fey.
sssssssst! Ouch!
Fey, who is responsible for the celebrated impression of Palin on SNL, had this to say now they have met in person:
“When I first saw her, I didn’t think we looked alike at all [Bones Note: You don’t]. Then during the convention, I started to think, ‘Ok, maybe a little.’
“I’ll tell you, that lady is five times better-looking than I am. She’s 44? She’s got none of that droopy s–t. She’s keeping it tight!”
Joe Bones could have told you that weeks ago, but nobody asked him.
And that’s the tragedy