rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

I have been laboring under a  serious misapprehension.

I thought Bar Refaeli was that place in Tijuana that I got thrown out of for vomiting sangria on the owner’s dog. It’s not, as it turns out. It is in fact a really hot babe:

Thank goodness for Bar Refaeli

That’s one demon exorcised. Result!

This is a particularly good one, in my opinion. A young lady by the name of Raica Oliveira, Brazilian, but no indication she is descended from fugitive Nazis.

Tidy

The usual source tells us:

Oliveira opposes posing nude: “I could not pose nude. Nothing against those who do, but I never felt right about it. It’s not something that would make me proud.”

We’ll see about that.

Back to the usual highbrow fare after the weekend……. Enjoy the rugby, Jacksonville.

I cannot believe we have not had the lovely Lucy Pinder, yet. Behold:

Well done you.

Back to a proper blogging schedule next week – restaurant reviews, witty observations and Lohan’s rack.

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I note that the former Yugolsav nation of Croatia has joined the rivercityvibe community. Dobro doÅ¡li, y’all!

In celebration, here is the lovely Nikolina Pisek:

Croatia is our NATO ally, these days. Result!

50’s pin-up girl Bettie Page threw a seven, today, aged 85. She was smoking, there’s no doubt, so this isn’t a memorial post, it’s a celebration.

Giving Saint Peter palpitations at the gates of heaven......

This is The Hills star Heidi Montag on ‘Honeymoon’ with some guy alleged to have married her this week. Check US Weekly if you’re interested in that kind of thing.

Thoughts on the national derivation of her last name?

That’s right. Another German. Montag means Monday, in their language.

I am going to have to impose a rivercityvibe ban on German last names. It’s out of control.

Wow. You guys really do not respect the holiday. So Something for the Weekend is 24 hrs late. Please deal with it and stop emailing, I beg of you.

Here is the lovely and kind, Holly Weber:

Congratulations, Holly!

The usual source says:

Weber’s undergraduate education was funded by her GoGo Dancing at popular venues in Hollywood and Las Vegas. During this period she had braces applied to straighten her teeth and she began pursuing a degree in Orthodontics. Upon removal of the devices, her modeling career began and quickly flourished as she graced the covers and pages of over 25 different calendars, was featured in magazines such as Glamour, Muscle and Fitness and FHM.

Who knew?

As y’all know, I am unimpressed by those who are famous for “being famous”. I prefer those who have earned their fame, like Lohan, who is a working actress (and if you’ve seen any of her movies and can ignore the BS online, not a bad one). I am not impressed by Hilton and her friends, but on this occasion, I am going to make an exception for Kardashian. For the following reason:

Tidy.

I’ll remind you who this is – Kim Kardashian, famous for copulating with a sports star on camera. That and the picture above is all you need to know. Period. Zip. Finis. There is nothing more of interest.

Bones out.

This lady’s name is Jessica. Jessica Biel, to be exact. We are overlooking, on this occasion, the likely German origin of her name (as we did for Klum), because she is so smoking hot:

Square head?

The usual source identifies young Jessica as an actress, although the films it lists are ones I have never heard of.

But who gives? Welcome to the rivercityvibe community, Jess!