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It’s about time we got back to business with accomplished actress and rivercityvibe favorite LiLo:

And she can act. Not bad

At the end of last week I promised to follow-up with you about the Bond Girl, Olga Kurylenko, who featured as the subject of Something for the Weekend # 4. And judging by your emails, she was a very popular subject.

That’s my genius.

It seems, however, that certain parties are not as impressed. The London Telegraph reports:

The Communists of St. Petersburg and Leningrad Region, a hardline splinter group, issued a blood-curdling tirade against Kurylenko, saying that she had betrayed her homeland by appearing with James Bond and deserved the fate of World War II traitors who slept with “enemies of the people.”

In a Stalinist-style open letter, posted on its website yesterday, the Communists described James Bond as an “American spy” who had killed “hundreds of Soviet people and their allies.”

Before we dissect this, let’s remind ourselves just who this is aimed at:

Hi. It's me - from Friday.

There appears to be a disconnect, somewhere. First, unless I am very much mistaken, the Bond films are fictional. Second, Bond is supposed to be British, and third (and this is what perplexes me the most) Russia isn’t communist any more. Is it?

The Telegraph’s  final paragraph puts it in context. Clearly someone in the press office at the Communist Party of St. Petersburg is having a laugh at the expense of the western media:

The group, which claims 500 members, has also condemned Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which features an evil KGB agent played by Cate Blanchett.

This young lady is starring in the new James Bond film. I shall have much more to say about her shortly, so I’ll dispense with the biographical details, for now:

That's a whole quantum of solace, right there......

I need a lie-down.

The lovely Veronika Zemanova

Hot dang-diggety.

The usual source gives us the following fascinating facts:

Her original stage name was Eva, but due to a production error her real name was accidentally published, so at that point she dropped the pseudonym. Zemanová has appeared in a number of united States and United Kingdom pictorial publications……

A low-budget British independent film, Zemanovaload, about a man obsessed with the model, was released in 2005. It starred the Irish comedian Ed Byrne.

I am not going to lie to you. I approve of this young lady.

Enjoy. I’ll be at the airshow if you need me.

Check out this kind lady:

Well done you.

Her name, allegedly, is Keeley Hazel. WIKIPEDIA gets straight to the point when it says this, about her:

Keeley Rebecca Hazell (born on 18 September 1986)^[1] is an English Page 3 Girl and glamour model noted for her large, natural breasts (bra size 32E).^[4]

That‘s good material. It goes on to say:

In early January 2007, a sex tape of Hazell and ex-boyfriend Lloyd Miller was released on the internet.^[8] The video was shot whilst the couple were on holiday in Tenerife, Canary Islands, Spain during the previous year, on or about 30 May 2006.^[8]

Following the tape’s leak, Hazell was reported to have been very upset, and she called the police in an attempt to find out who leaked the tape.^[9] She also “obtained an injunction on grounds of privacy preventing any further publication or promotion of the video”^[8] though the video is still widely available on the Internet.

No, I am not going to do it for you. If you are interested in seeing that sort of filth, go HERE.

One ‘Z’, two ‘L’s

Spotted in LA two days ago, rivercityvibe favorite, accomplished actress Lindsay Lohan…….

This madness must end.