rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

Seriously. I left Bones’ HQ for Bones’ Hideout at lunchtime, thinking I could grab a sandwich and a lunchtime cocktail. Maybe walk the dog, watch TV. As it turned out, I did none of these, because as I arrived, the mailman called me over and, with a wink and a nudge handed me the NEW Victoria’s Secret catalogue……… It meets the required standard. Here’s a preview:

Lima

Miller

Lima again

And it’s not even Friday!

Bedside List girls all, each has married in 2009 and it’s only the 3rd of March. My favorites are falling to the institution of marriage like a Hun counterattack before my great grandfather’s Lewis Gun.

Where will it end? Not Lohan? God NO!*

Let’s remember the good times:

Arrivederci, my angel

Selamat Jalan, my sweet

Auf Wiedersehn, my darling

[*an unlikely contingency, I’ll admit.]

This is the best post ever. I won’t bore you with too much well-judged, cynical prose, I will just introduce the topic. We are discussing here, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show:

I know, there have been far to many male-centric posts of late. I promise to throw our female readers a decent bone (kyak kyak) very soon. The problem is, I don’t think there is an equivalent experience in the life of a teenage girl to the 13 year old boy’s discovery of the Victoria’s Secret catalogue…….