rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

I confess to being disappointed by that one guy, Congressman Joe Wilson, from South Carolina who thought it appropriate to call the President a liar in a school-boy heckle on Thursday. Not only is it disrespectful to the American people who vote the President into office, but it also another piece of evidence that Southern Good Manners are in decline. Wilson’s heckle was graceless, rude, and embarrassing, ergo, he is an assclown. An Assclown of the Week, in fact.

For lessons on how to heckle appropriately, Wilson should go to a certain stoner from Toledo. Wonkette has uncovered a great piece of footage of Mayoral candidate Ben Konop (made-up name) being heckled by someone using a technique known to professionals as “Minimal Effort Disruption System” or “MEDS”.

Watch the whole thing. It is seriously funny:

Though I have enjoyed many of his movies (Mad Max, Conspiracy Theory, Lethal Weapon, and, particularly, The Year of Living Dangerously), I have never liked Mel Gibson. He comes over as arrogant, out-of-touch and unpleasant, to me. He always seems to be using his movie-making to promote some kind of nasty personal message, usually playing fast and lose with historical fact to back up his prejudices. He’s not a bad actor, he is just seems to me to have a weird agenda.

And he hates Jewish people. And gays.

In case you need any other evidence, here’s some that’s just turned up. Most would agree that nothing says assclown like a stupid fucking beard and dandruff:

Also, while researching* this,  I came across this awesome website. It’s called Dickipedia (a wiki of dicks) and it is my new favorite thing on the web. No surprise to see Rush and that prick O’Reilly hanging with Gibson there.

(That’s right! Researching! It’s like the New York Times here….!)

Update: His wife thinks he is asshole, too……

Like most people, I don’t like bullies. I am also something of an intellectual snob (my bad), which means I don’t like idiots either. On top of this,  I can’t stand loudmouths. So give me a bullying idiot with a big mouth and chances are I’ll want to punish him in some way.

Bill O’Reilly is one of these, but actually manages to take it a stage further. Bullying is one thing. But bullying women in pursuit of sexual favors? That’s another, and  O’Reilly is the sex-bullying, bigmouth champion of the world.

(You see, I really don’t like him. Rush? Rush is just greedy. This fucker O’Reilly is a bad, bad person. That’s the long and short of it).

So it is awesome when somebody takes it upon themselves to take him down a peg-or-two.

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The back story is that O’Reilly inadvertently exposed his seedy sexual side in his shit novel Those Who Trespass: A Novel of Television and Murder (for chrissakes….), in which he graphically describes a sexual encounter. (I say he exposes his seedy sexual side, but I guess I mean FURTHER exposes it. The sexual harrassment case he settled out of court was probably more of a pointer).

Anyway, he has now, foolishly, recorded an audio-book version of the novel. The good people at Gawker have taken it upon themsleves to interperse audio-excerpts from the book with his TV appearances. Study his seediness, ladies. Dwell on it. Then arm yourselves to the teeth.

Click on the picture for the Gawker footage.

I guess I’m still a little cross about the gold market. Nice to take it out on an asshole like O’Reilly, though. Right?