rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

This is Danneel Harris. Two interesting points to make here: 1. She will be 30 years old on the 18th of March. 2. Her parents were illiterate or drunk when they filled out her birth certificate.

It is spelled D-A-N-I-E-L-L-E, fuck-knuckles.

Thirty? Congratulations are in order.......

I should point out that this pic is from a 2008 Maxim shoot. I’ve always liked Maxim. I get it when I can’t find the New Criterion or 2000 AD.