rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

The attention that Susan Boyle has received for her performance of I Dream a Dream on Britain’s Got Talent (an Idol-type show hosted by Simon Cowell) has dominated entertainment news in this country this week, with the 47 year-old cat-spinster being booked for Oprah and lauded by such awesome judges of talent as Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.

But it appears that England can offer more talent than just one lady’s singing voice. I was sent the following HILARIOUS clip of Dimitrios and Lagi which proves a point Simon Cowell made when he was asked if Ms. Boyle was a shoe-in winner. He said, “There are some acts that you haven’t seen yet, it’s not quite the one horse race you  think this is…….

Stavros Flatley – Britains Got Talent – Watch more Funny Videos

I expect the tattoo of Cyprus has lost him the influential Turkish vote……

Okay. You know how everyone is going on about Twitter and how awesome it is, yeah? I mean, literally, EVERYONE is shooting their mouths off about how awesome it is to receive a “twat” from your buddies and how funny some celebrities are (Christopher Walken is often cited, at this point. And he is VERY funny).

With this level of interest it takes balls of fury to post a picture of your wife’s ass in a bikini on Twitter. Particularly if you are Ashton Kutcher and your wife is Demi Moore:

The posterior of Mrs. Kutcher

The point of this is to A. Showcase Demi Moore’s ass, and B. To draw attention to rivercityvibe on Twitter. We are there. I usually “twat” every time I post, BUT (and this is the magic part) I also have Twitter-only content for loyal readers, including more pictures of Babyann Hernandez. How awesome is that?

Join the party, everyone. It’s on Twitter (as well as in my pants).

Oh, we’re on Facebook. too.