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Did you see Michael Jackson’s ghost on CNN? no comments
I doubt it. Being (if I may quote from Gawker), “one of America’s most staggering dipshits” is not compatible with membership of the rivercityvibe faithful. This is not something we enforce, it just happens that way……
Unfortunately, CNN, a once great TV news organization, has become little more than an entertainment channel for the very stupid. The latest example of their journalism is this EXCLUSIVE investigation into Michael Jackson’s ghost:
There. It turns out a crew member walked passed a lighting fixture, creating a shadow on the wall.
Of course, it has to be CNN. Don’t get me started on these fuckers. I couldn’t give a fat rat’s ass about the so-called liberal bias, but I deeply resent the feeling that I am becoming MORE STUPID second-by-second as I watch American Morning.
(I watch it daily in the vain hope that I may, once again, espy Kiran Chetry’s thong.
Don’t judge me).
Simply by watching this “investigation”, you have created a hole in your intellect, equivalent to a three-month post graduate course in French Revolutionary Art and Politics.
Back to school, dipshits.