rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

“Bones was alive again. Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way; not for him the slow, gracious wandering from the halls of sleep, but a summary, forcible ejection. He lay sprawled, too wicked to move, spewed up like a broken spider-crab on the tarry shingle of the morning. The light did him harm, but not so much as looking at things did; he resolved, having done it once, never to move his eyeballs again. A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse. His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum. During the night, too, he’d somehow been on a cross-country run and then been expertly beaten up by secret police. He felt bad.”

We’ve all been drunk and done things that, half-remembered in the cold light of the following morning, make us uneasy. We tentatively question our friends in an attempt to work out just what happened , praying, hoping that it was not too bad.

[I once, to my eternal shame, stole a radio out of a police car in an attempt to impress the girl I was with (it worked, but she was AWFUL). Apparently, it was an encrypted one, worth about a bazillion dollars, so I woke the next morning to a full door-to-door search, cars, helicopters, you name it. I asked the girl’s roommate what the activity was all about while I helped myself to raisin bran. She told me,  and the full horror of the situation dawned on me. I became dizzy and nauseous and had to sit down. I’ll tell you the rest some other time but it did not end well. For the public-minded among you it was 15 years ago, in another country, and besides, the wench is dead]

Something similar happened to this fellow. A UK journalist who made some ill advised comments to a video camera regarding his job (including resigning and telling his boss to fuck off) which the kind individual who made the film posted on youtube, the very next day:

Ouch. I feel for this guy. His follow-up, filmed the next day, while sober is pretty interesting too. A case-study in how to make things a weensy bit better. Though not, obviously, get his job back….

There’s a lesson here, readers.