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Posted at 4:08 pm in Joe's List
There’s a recession on. All the hot supermodels are marrying losers. And you’re down to your last 3000 rounds of 7.62 link. Your morale is in danger of slipping. You need help.
Run, don’t walk, to the nearest liquor store and procure some Hendricks Gin. Your mood will dictate whether you also buy tonic water and angostura bitters, or a small bottle of Jack for the drive home. Don’t forget the gin, though:
Carefully mix yourself a large one and sip it slowly. See? It’s like an angel pissing on your tonsils to the sound of trumpets. Result!
Hendrick’s Gin is also on Twitter!