rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

I really despise the institution of marriage. Its initial effect (with a few rare, golden exceptions) is to turn otherwise smoking hot babes into frumpy Pottery Barn shoppers. This is compounded by the arrival of kids, and it is only when the kids are old enough to fend for themselves that the inner babe reawakens, invests in a new rack and pulls out the Chanel sunglasses and the Jimmy Choos.

Look at this example. Scarlett Johansson, who foolishly got married some months ago, has foregone her  customary blond, for brown. This, as any gentleman will attest, is a VERY foolish move.

Not acceptable at all.

I mean, do I have to spell it out? The made a movie about it for chrissakes!

I hear she has also joined the junior league and is moving to Fleming Island.