rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

The snooze-fest that is the Miss USA competition took place last night. Miss North Carolina won. Apparently rhinoplasty no longer disqualifies. She’s hot and so were most of the other contestants. They were all orange, though. Seriously. Like Oompa Loompas. You know none of their suntans came from lying out.

The mask slips...

Anyway, the whole thing reminded me  of Kelli McCarty who won the title Miss USA in 1991. Now, times are tough. Work is scarce. A girl’s gotta eat. With that in mind, Kelli McCarty’s move to the adult film industry makes sense. Fair enough, right?

When asked what motivated her to make this career move, Ms. McCarty said:

“I enjoy acting, and I really like sex, so this was the perfect opportunity to combine two of my passions,” McCarty says in her defense. “I approached Vivid with the idea of shooting a film with a sexy but interesting storyline, and I was pleasantly surprised with the amount of control I was given throughout the production process. I am very pleased with the final edit of Faithless, and I just may do another adult film…….”

Every model’s dream. Visit www.kelliusa.net for more information, you pervs. NSFW, obviously.