rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

The news that Madonna’s African adoption has been denied is less than shocking to anyone who knows anything about the state of orphans in Africa. With orphanages full of former child soldiers, who have lived lives in which they have been  fed drugs and beer, abused and taught to kill on demand, Madge thought it would be appropriate to turn up in cammies and a pair of fucking paratrooper boots:

"What this family needs is a new RPG man......."

Apart from looking RIDICULOUS, her appearance provoked a Pavlovian response in the children, who took up fire positions as she entered the room and started to chant weird war songs. She was then offered some khat and an amulet that gives immunity from government bullets…….