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Official: Jessica Simpson has got her body back. 3 comments
One of the stock conversations that men have over a few beers is what “type” of female companion you favor. The gays talk about other, equally banal things, but I guess I am referring to straight males, here.
My line on this has always been the same. I favor “conventionally beautiful” with a sub-preference for blondes. None of those other caegories appeal – the elfin look, for example, is one I cannot abide (this has its genesis in a period when I think I rather overdid it. You know, with the elfin ones).
This is one of the reasons that I have always been a fan of Jessica Simpson. She is conventionally beautiful (did you SEE The Dukes of Hazzard?). There has been a lot of coverage of her fatness lately. She has been roundly criticized for effecting a Kirstie Allie-like body transformation, presumably brought on by smoking pot near a cake shop.
Well with this week’s Vanity Fair photoshoot, I think we can safely declare this unfortunate period OVER:
Welcome home, Jessica. You’re back on the Bedside List.