Archive for the ‘Miss USA’ tag
Assclown of the Week: Perez Hilton 4 comments
“Perez Hilton’s” mean-spirited attack on Miss California, who during the Miss USA competition dared to express rather a mainstream view about gay marriage (not one I share, by the way, before the haters get started), is beneath contempt. For this, he is awarded Assclown of the Week.
Of course, I realize what is happening here. The resulting coverage from his tantrum has not only raised the profile of an issue important to him, but has also increased the notoriety that he craves. This converts to unique views of his site, which he can then monetize with advertising. We fell for it, I’m afraid. He is manipulating us all, even me, as a write this. He is an evil Svengali. I can do no other than his bidding……..
Actually, that’s bullshit. I only used the story as an excuse to post this picture of a super-hot Miss California. She was robbed of the title:
Extremist?
I’m going to level with you. I have not the slightest interest in any opinion this young lady might have.
And don’t say that’s sexist.
Because it’s not.
Winning Miss USA opens up career options……. 2 comments
The snooze-fest that is the Miss USA competition took place last night. Miss North Carolina won. Apparently rhinoplasty no longer disqualifies. She’s hot and so were most of the other contestants. They were all orange, though. Seriously. Like Oompa Loompas. You know none of their suntans came from lying out.
The mask slips...
Anyway, the whole thing reminded me of Kelli McCarty who won the title Miss USA in 1991. Now, times are tough. Work is scarce. A girl’s gotta eat. With that in mind, Kelli McCarty’s move to the adult film industry makes sense. Fair enough, right?
When asked what motivated her to make this career move, Ms. McCarty said:
“I enjoy acting, and I really like sex, so this was the perfect opportunity to combine two of my passions,” McCarty says in her defense. “I approached Vivid with the idea of shooting a film with a sexy but interesting storyline, and I was pleasantly surprised with the amount of control I was given throughout the production process. I am very pleased with the final edit of Faithless, and I just may do another adult film…….”
Every model’s dream. Visit www.kelliusa.net for more information, you pervs. NSFW, obviously.