rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

It appears that the other guy heard about the kind of reception presidential candidates get in the River City, and HE is on his way!

Barack Obama will visit Jacksonville on Saturday (on his way home from Miami, naturally).

Last time he was here........

Here’s hoping he brings his comedy side-kick.

The nation’s favorite naval aviator/AARP member is in Jacksonville for the day. Apparently, nobody noticed

Did you know that during his five years in captivity in North Vietnam, he was home-based here? That he came home to Jacksonville, when he was released? That his family was here throughout the war? (I am talking about his old family, centered on his old wife, not the new family, centered on the new hot (once…) millionairess he married subsequently……)

You didn’t know that? You do now.

John McCain arrives at Whitey's Fish Camp

Unfortunately, the more interesting side of the ticket is not due here for a while. Rest assured, I shall be there when she comes a-calling.

Is it possible that we have the opportunity to elect the perfect woman to within a heartbeat of leader of the free world?

"I presume this is loaded with one-in-three tracer?"

She can handle a weapon, for sure. (This is the line you were waiting for. Joe knows. Joe is happy to oblige….)

I’ll be honest with you, politically, I lean towards “utter MILF”. Ask anyone.

"I declare a state of emergency... in Joe's pants."

Apparently, her daughter goes a bit too………..

menial work......

These Hollywood stars love their politics…….