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Cop caught stealing donuts….. no comments
You could not make this story up – a gift, an absolute gift. Anything that links cops with donuts connects us to a deep vein of humor running through our society.
In this case, a campus police officer is accused of stealing $300 worth of donuts. When quizzed, he said, “All I wanted to do was achieve the perfect T.J. Hooker ‘look'”.
T.J. Hooker - no stranger to donuts
NBC has the story. It says:
State police say an upstate New York college campus policeman was helping himself to free pastries at a local convenience store.
The Valero Nice N Easy offers free coffee to any police officer in uniform.
Sgt. Steve Brody of the Morrissville State College University stopped daily to buy a newspaper and pick up a free cup of coffee. He also routinely stuffed a pastry into his coat.
Actually, now I think about it, this guy was only campus police. State Police hate these renatacop guys. That said, no doubt university authorities will soon have Sgt. Brody back on duty busting Iraq war veteran freshman for the crime of drinking beer at age 20.