rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

I was in Richmond, Virginia this weekend. Why? You don’t need to know.

On Thursday night I found myself in a nightclub, where I discovered this individual. Clearly a dangerous sex pest. Hide your daughters/sons/gerbils.

I think it is important to mention that this guy was not in a band or anything. He had just brought a trombone with him. In the same way that a girl would carry a purse……

Look closely. Only half his chest has hair. What’s up with that?

He is a strange ranger.