rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

Okay. We are in experimental mode. I am blogging this on my phone while receiving special favors from a very, very naughty girl.*

This amazingly hot babe is none other than Jarah Mariano. she’s been crying out for a coveted position on SFTW. I am delighted to make her dream come true:

Bikinigirlstop (awesome site) tells us:

Mariano is an American fashion model. Jarah Mariano is best known for her appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Editions for the years 2008 and 2009. Jarah-Evelyn Makalapua Mariano is her complete name and she is of Hawaiian and Korean descent. Jarah Mariano was born in Hawaii but soon she moved to California with her family.

The Koreans are sending us stuff like this and we can’t turn a blind eye to a piddling nuclear program?

Come ON, America!

(*All American Paul Revere Memorial Super Chilli-Dog (with staff discount ssssshhh!!))

Sports Illustrated. 2010 Swimsuit edition. Today. With Brooklyn Decker:

More HERE. You pervs.

A few minutes ago, those comedians in the House of Representatives voted down the so-called 700 billion dollar Wall Street Bailout causing the Dow to plummet 670 points (whatever that means) further weakening an already weak market. This made a lot of traditional investors sad and cross at the same time.

I thought footage of Vice Presidential candidate Sarah “Good News McGee” Palin in a swimsuit might lighten the mood a little:

Did that help?

Thought it might.