rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

I often, when considering even the most mundane courses of action, apply the Principles of War, as espoused by that one guy, Carl Von Clausewitz (he’s a Prussian, which is a type of German).

Only this weekend, I used them to evaluate how robust my decision-making was in relation to the  effective routing of the bamboo pipes in my new Home Permaculture Project, which is designed to free me from bondage to the water barons at JEA.

One of these principles which often looms large in my mind, is the Maintenance of Morale. This might be my favorite. My friend, The Hog, prefers Economy of Effort, but I have to say, in all things, I consider the maintenance of morale probably the most important factor in any plan. That’s why my plans generally have a beer component.

Yet another long and obscure introduction to a clip, which, to my mind, illustrates the principle perfectly:

Watch it again and look at the guys’ faces. Very funny.

Check out this kind lady:

Well done you.

Her name, allegedly, is Keeley Hazel. WIKIPEDIA gets straight to the point when it says this, about her:

Keeley Rebecca Hazell (born on 18 September 1986)^[1] is an English Page 3 Girl and glamour model noted for her large, natural breasts (bra size 32E).^[4]

That‘s good material. It goes on to say:

In early January 2007, a sex tape of Hazell and ex-boyfriend Lloyd Miller was released on the internet.^[8] The video was shot whilst the couple were on holiday in Tenerife, Canary Islands, Spain during the previous year, on or about 30 May 2006.^[8]

Following the tape’s leak, Hazell was reported to have been very upset, and she called the police in an attempt to find out who leaked the tape.^[9] She also “obtained an injunction on grounds of privacy preventing any further publication or promotion of the video”^[8] though the video is still widely available on the Internet.

No, I am not going to do it for you. If you are interested in seeing that sort of filth, go HERE.

One ‘Z’, two ‘L’s