rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

….with Verne Troyer. The nailer of Playboy models is in the news again, this time for his antics on UK Celebrity Big Brother. As my friend The Hog actually once said, little people “as everybody knows, are always getting into ‘scrapes'”. If Verne is anything to go by, he is absolutely correct. Look at these pictures:

shame

And eating a pot of honey, like Pooh.

shame shame

I am not sure what to make of all this. It just doesn’t seem right, somehow………

Setting Elf to one side,  I think we can agree that Will Ferrell’s canon, encompassing such classics as Old School, Talladega Nights, Blades of Glory and the sublime Anchor Man,  represents a deep well of comedy from which we can draw buckets to refresh our souls

Wow. This shit is just writing itself today.

Anyway, the man behind Ron Burgundy, Chazz Michael Michaels and the brilliant Frank ‘the tank’ Ricard (said to be based on my friend The Hog…….) has consented to answer unfiltered questions, via the word wide interweb, from his fans. Without giving anything away, this content is NSFW, as there are many unexpected references to the act of fellatio.

Quite good.