rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

I doubt it. Being (if I may quote from Gawker), “one of America’s most staggering dipshits” is not compatible with  membership of the rivercityvibe faithful. This is not something we enforce, it just happens that way……

Unfortunately, CNN, a once great TV news organization, has become little more than an entertainment channel for the very stupid. The latest example of their journalism is this EXCLUSIVE investigation into Michael Jackson’s ghost:

There. It turns out a crew member walked passed a lighting fixture, creating a shadow on the wall.

Of course, it has to be CNN. Don’t get me started on these fuckers. I couldn’t give a fat rat’s ass about the so-called liberal bias, but I deeply resent the feeling that I am becoming MORE STUPID second-by-second as I watch American Morning.

(I watch it daily in the vain hope that I may, once again, espy Kiran Chetry’s thong.

Don’t judge me).

Simply by watching this “investigation”, you have created a hole in your intellect, equivalent to a three-month post graduate course in French Revolutionary Art and Politics.

Back to school, dipshits.

This weekend rivercityvibe achieved its largest number of visitors for a two day period since the Kiran Chetry thong imbroglio, attributable to nothing.

Twitter sure as shit is doing nothing for us.

In celebration, here’s that one guy and the other guy, singing (the dancing is notable):

Ain’t no stoppin’ us now
We’re on the move (yeah-ee-a, yeah-ee-a)
Ain’t no stoppin’ us now
We’ve got the groove
Spice Girls, check it out

There’ve been so many things that have held us down
But now it looks like things are finally comin’ around, yeah
I know we’ve got a long long way to go, yeah
And where we’ll end up
I don’t know
But we won’t let nothing hold us back
We gonna get ourselves together
We gonna polish up our act, yeah
And if you’ve ever been held down before
I know that you refuse to be held down any more, yeah yeah
Don’t you let nothing, nothing
Nothing stand in your way
And all we gonna do
I want you to listen, listen (That’s right)
To every word I say
Every word I say about it

Ain’t no stoppin’ us now (That’s right)
We’re on the move
(Nothing gonna, nothing gonna)
(Stop us now, stop us now)
Ain’t no stoppin’ us now, Come on
We’ve got the groove (Whoo-oo-oo yeah yeah)
Ain’t no stoppin’ us now (No no no)
We’re on the move
(On the move, yeah-ee-a, yeah-ee-a)
Ain’t no stoppin’ us now
We’ve got the groove (Yeah)

Now, let’s see it
Don’t wanna stop
Please don’t make me stop (I don’t wanna)
Don’t wanna stop
Please don’t make me stop (No-oh No-oh)
Don’t wanna stop
Please don’t make me stop (I don’t want to)
Don’t wanna stop
Please don’t make me stop
(Uh, y’all spell it out for me)

Ain’t no stoppin’ us now
We’re on the move
Don’t wanna stop, please don’t make me stop (Yeah yeah)
Ain’t no stoppin’ us now (Yeah)
We’ve got the groove
Don’t wanna stop, please don’t make me stop
(Whoo-oo, Come around with me)

Ain’t no stoppin’ us now
We’re on the move

In the last 24 hrs we have achieved blogging success beyond my wildest dreams. I can pretty much put away the keyboard, stand down my agents around the globe, and rest on my laurels. You see, I have , at last, identified the special phrase that puts rivercityvibe at the top of Google’s ranking. It came to my attention as  I was examining search terms that have driven readers to the site. Can you guess what it is?

No? Go on, have a guess!

Okay, I’ll tell you. The phrase that puts rivercityvibe ahead of every other website on the entire interweb is:

kiran chetry’s thong -video

Did you guess right? Here’s an utterly inadequate screenshot:

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Now let me be straight with you, we have never talked of Kiran Chetry in terms of her underwear, let alone posted video. Only Sarah Palin has been discussed in this regard; Kiran Chetry has been featured only in her role as the Bedside List’s resident naughty little imp.

Nevertheless, someone has entered this particular phrase into Google and come up with digital gold dust in the form of rivercityvibe!

Champagne all round!