rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

We’ve been going a year (more, actually) and we have published some seriously funny shit. We need a recap for new readers. Here it is.

My personal favorite so far was the Where the Wild Things are vs. Wild Things post, but people tell me all the time  “it’s shit”. I disagree. If I may quote Harry Smith, who taught me English Literature (and why I should love it):“It may not have you rolling in the aisles, but if it does not have you chuckling quietly to yourselves…. there’s something wrong with your sense of humor…!”

Harry was (as no doubt you’ve guessed), referring to Thomas Middleton’s 1613 crowd-pleaser, A Chaste Maid in Cheapside, but the sentiment applies here. Random celebrity tongue follows:

by my reckoning, these are the most popular posts so far on rivercityvibe.com

Thanksgiving 2007

Wildlife Notes for Foreign Readers

Rush Limbaugh: A Man of Appetites

An Introduction to Schadenfreude

America’s Next Top Model (numerous entries)

“Charles. Get out the rifle. We’re being fucked.”

There is a school of thought that the tale of the German Base Jumper should be here, but I have run out of time. Use the search function.

Thanks as always to the rivercityvibe faithful.… You’ve been real….

Continuing our occasional series of hot babes with their tongues sticking out. Here is the recently single Jessica Simpson. We’ve discussed her in detail before. No need to go over all that again.

This is becoming a controlling obsession……

I post a picture of Lindsay Lohan licking her lips. Megan Fox decides she needs to be in on it too.

I am fine with that whole deal. Seriously. Fine with it.

If anyone has any more pics of chicks licking their lips in this way, I’ll post them like they’re going out of fashion…..

I guess this sort of post is why the Florida Times Union has banned me from their website.

Not highbrow enough for them.

(LAG!)

I think the whole Perez Hilton thing interfered with the vibe. You know – the river city vibe. In cases like this there is literally only one thing to do to restore harmony:

Here’s Lindsay:

Aaaaaaah.

That’s better.